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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

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Ugh. I have no idea where I stand with you. Are we just friends? Could we be something more? I want both, so can there be two of you so I can be Hannah Montana and have “the best of both worlds”?

Is that greedy? That’s greedy.

But I don’t care. I’ve spent long enough without friends, and I’ve spent long enough without someone who genuinely cares for me. I’m losing the plot and I’ve turned into a hermit (I’m just missing the sand and the shell).

I think I want you that way, but you’re too confusing and there’s so many layers to you, it’s like peeling a never-ending onion. Which I love, but I never can get my head around it because I only get a sliver at a time, when I want it all.

Greedy again? Greedy.

Then there’s this whole friends business. It’s hard to make friends when you’re not doing anything. Without work, uni, something, I can’t make friends too easy.
Maybe that means I’m attaching to you because you’re the first real social interaction I’ve had in four months nearly?
Or maybe I’m just horny and want someone in my bed for the first time in over six months?

I don’t know, and I’m not getting close to an answer.

So help me, help me figure out what you want, and let me move on, because my brain wants to jump out the back door yelling “Geronimo!”

Boys. Que.

insanebows:

What

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Papa Stilinski could really use a vacation tbh

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cuntinued:

 The Tastiest Ways To Eat Oreos 

oh my god this is perfect

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faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

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2014 so far

overlord-kyogre:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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The year of Luigi isnt over fuckers

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take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

not ok

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leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x
Part 3: x
Part 4: x

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unwisely:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

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leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 3

Part 1: x
Part 2: x
Part 4: x

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